Why is there is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger, neither apple nor pine in pineapple. Why isn't Fench fries in France Why boxing rings are square and how come a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
English is such an interesting language I should type it more in my reports than coming over here and waste like half an hour of my life. HAHAHAHA.